I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
Praise the lord
what does the Devil say when he finds something funny?
Hell O L
That was hell-arious
Im the one who makes the jokes around here
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the Queen..
Oh nahhh, lmao.
Real talk, I hope to god the viner got fucking clocked for that cuz that’s a death warrant right there.
2014 IS THE YEAR OF NO CHILL
I would have bust his shit all the way open. He would have ate those got damn scissors.
Nigga tryna get killed.
I probably wouldve stabbed him in the knee with the scissors then break his other leg so he cant get up
Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..
Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED
THIRD TIME REBLOGGING